Uh- this city, like, sucks. And that, uh, cave sucks, too. Uh, huh huh huh.

I will give one million bucks to whoever gets me out of this place. Uh, huh huh huh. [ Obviously he does not have that kind of money. But fuck it, man, he's going to try. ]

Uh, huh huh huh. Let there be light. [ It's dark for a few moments before the hand covering the gear moves. The scene might look familiar as...what you see when you first enter Union Cave.

Wait. ] Uh, huh huh huh. Uh- wait a minute.

Uh, huh huh huh. Whatever. That cave sucked anyway. Uh, huh huh huh.

Uh... [ Some of you on the network may have already had the pleasure of encountering this foul little teenager. For those of you who have not ... well. There's not much to say. ]

Did somebody lose their bird? Uh, huh huh huh. It's like, following me and crap. [ There's a very audible plop heard. ]

Gross, you dill-weed. [ There's the caw of a Pidgeotto, sounding somewhat proud of itself. ]

Uh, huh huh huh. You butt-knocker. Uh, huh huh huh. [ There's a pause. A rather ... long pause. ]

Beavis, you dumb-ass, where are you? Uh, huh huh huh. This game sucks, let's find a ride home. Uh, huh huh huh. 

It's cold, uh, huh huh hu- [ The feed ends. ]